D’uh Alert: Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Broke Up!!!$#

Oh no. I didn’t see it coming. And by “I didn’t see it coming” I meam: “D’uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”. Megan Fox, A.K.A the poor man’s Angelina Jolie (especially if you’re a poor man AND into bad plastic surgery), dumped her boyfriend of 4 years, Brian Austin Green.

Fox, 22, and Austin Green, 32, recently got engaged but Megan was seen without her engagement ring pretty much when she figured out that she’s big enough to leach on someone more famous than the Beverly Hills 90210 drop out.

That really figures. The minute I saw this girl, I was like: Hah! meaning, she’s trouble. As trouble, she waited like any good beauty queen and new starlet for the right time to dump the guy who’s been there for her when she was still checking her scrawny ass in the mirror and numbering the amount of plastic surgeries she is going to go through to get there.

I’m just joking, of course.

No, I’m not.

Anyways, I’m going to tag the name Brian Austin Green to this post even though I’ll never write about him again. Hah.

Megan Fox keeping it real.

3 Responses to “D’uh Alert: Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Broke Up!!!$#”


  1. 1 Omg... August 15, 2008 at 4:39 am

    are you serious? shes just fine… and u cant know if al of that shit was true anyway….. u cant believe everything ppl say just to get money out of it…. and even if something like that happend who the hell cares anyway? she can do whatever the hell she wants.. u dont know what has rly happend and why it happend….

    p.s she looks just great…. thats my opion… so w/e.. u guys can right more bull if that makes u happy.. but i advice u to go get a life… and see what u can do about ur life…

  2. 2 wow September 8, 2009 at 4:23 am

    theyre back together again and megans more famous than ever. so that shows how much you know about her ‘plan’.

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