Lindsay Lohan is currently making sweet, sweet love with a spotty man with terrible roots called Samantha Ronson. Apparently he’s got a girl’s name because he’s has a vagina, and that’s why there’s a terrible fuss around his relationship with Lindsay Lohan. Well, LL recently celebrated her 32 22 birthday and she had a little summat summat to say about the people in her life:
When asked by Ryan Seacrest what she wants for her birthday, Lindsay replied:
“I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, and continue on the path that I’ve been on. And, you know, be with the person that I care about, and my family, and I think that’s it.”
Umm. A person. Not a man. Not a guy. Not a tanning spray. A person. I think that sums up a few things:
1. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are together.
2. Even Lindsay Lohan is not sure whether Sam Ronson is a man or a woman.
3. If Lindsay Lohan really cared about Ronson, she would at least give her some advise about these roots.
Above: Sam and Linds doing what they do best: Looking stuuuupid.
BAHAHA!
yeah theyre def together,
theres no denying it.