Mat and his girlfriend of 4 seconds, Camila Alves, are having a baby boy. That’s good news. I wouldn’t want to know how someone like McConaughey would have dealt with a girl. I’m guessing it could be something along the lines of “Fetch! hey, why don’t you fetch? dammit, you thing!!! all you do is sit around with your pink outfits. Hey, do you feel like BBQ as well?”. I bet when the baby comes out naked (ah, note to self: d’uh) he would never want his chest to be covered with clothes and would go for a run in the hospital listening to his tiny iPod. He would then ask where are the laaaadies, cause that’s how he rolls.

It was hard finding a picture of Mat with a shirt on but I get there in the end.
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