There’s a new kid on the X-Factor block, and to the horror of Aussie judge Dannii Minogue, she is gorgeous, talented, has a career and is 10 years younger than her.
Meet Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl, of Girl Aloud, took the time to grow closer to the show’s chief Simon Cowell, who saw the potential in the georgie beauty and is warming up to her by the moment. Girls Aloud have already beaten loads of records in the history of girl bands, and Cheryl is arguably the most talented of all of them. She is also smoking hot, which makes 38 year old Dannii (Kylie Minogue’s sister, if you’re wondering how come she even got a job), to get frustrated as fuck. The News Of The World reports:
“Simon has tried to intervene but there’s nothing he can do about it.
“He and Cheryl get on like a house on fire. He thinks she’ll be a huge star and a big hit with viewers.
“The pair of them are great friends. And Dannii doesn’t like it one bit.” Producers are terrified the girls’ tempers will flare during tomorrow’s audition filming in Glasgow.
Dannii Minogue is a failing musician with no talent, a pathetic 38 year old with more plastic surgeries than barbie, who seems to not get along with absolutely everyone in X-Factor. Louis Walsh hates her, Sharon Osbourne is revolted by the thought of her and now Cheryl Cole has to suffer her bitching ways. I guess this is going to be an X-Factor season that’s worth watching, just for the sake of little Witchy McWitchson getting it from Louis and Cheryl altogether. Below please find the difference between a geordie talent to an aussie nobody:


That’s it. Just latch onto a News of the world story.
Dannii Minogue… No talent ? The success of Put the Needle on it, I begin to wonder, This is it, Who do you love now ?, Perfection, You wont forget about me, So under Pressure and Dont wanna lose this feeling say otherwise.
No, she hasnt reached the heights of her sister but thats no reason to assume shes talentless.
Pathetic article.