As a part of his ongoing efforts towards becoming the world biggest arse, Madonna’s brother, which apparently has a name other than “Madonna’s brother” and is also called Christopher Ciccone, is writing a tell all book about his famous whore sister. As opposed to what you may think, the book is more boring than a National Geographic special. The only merely interesting bit is when apparently one time, at a Versace party during new year’s, Madonna danced on a table and snogged Gwyneth Paltrow. I call her coldylocks, because she’s only got one expression, and it’s cold as ice. ICE!
Well, anyways, that’s some boring shit. I thought Madonna is this free spirited sex symbol, and now I find out that she’s just a lightweight granny you should keep off the wine. Boring shit. Oh, I’ve already said that.
Madonna, playing the role of that aunt you will never invite to your wedding.
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