A recent poll reveals what every young researcher, or even idiot, would have been able to tell you from just looking at him. I mean, her: Lady Gaga is the weirdest celebrity out there.

Muzu’s TV Halloween-themed poll has revealed that the bleached bloke has gone all the way up, leaving other weirdo’s such as Marilyn Manson and the masked jerks from slipknot behind.

Source:  Wenn.blog

Enjoy.

If you, like me, see in the picture below a young kid, two gallons of fake tan, horrific tattoos and about 3 kg of botox, then congratulations: you have managed to spot Victoria Beckham.

The queen of nothing was spotted in a basketball game with her husband and two younger sons, wondering why do the players hold the ball in their hands and thinking to her self: They have really gone out of their way to refurbish Old Trafford.

Oh, and she’s got had a new haircut, so I am guessing somewhere in Washington president Obama is on the phone with his advisors, wondering how to tackle this issue.

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Church, initially a welsh child-singer but is now more known for her tendencies to get pissed, swear like a cow and open her legs so she could bring up another Gavin Hanson look-alike, popped again, and at the tender age of 22, she is already a mother of two. The new (yet again) mummy had the child in the comfort of her own home. It is a boy, and we don’t know what his name is, but since she named her previous tot Ruby, I am expecting something relatevely sane such as Fred.

Congrats to Charlotte. Lets hope she will not get pregnant within the next few weeks though.

Charlotte Looking happy. Sort of.

Hah, Amy. What’s going to be the end with you? One minute you’re running like a maniac with a diaper over your head and very filthy fingernails all over the streets of Camden, the other minute you are doing the exact same thing, but in St. Lucia. Yeah, that’s right. All Amy had to do to win her battle against the addictions she’s developed for: Meth, weed, cocaine, heroin, smack, E’s, booze, ritalin, hashish and god-digging men is a bit of sun. Amy sat down to talk to the News of The World – one proof to the fact she still must be high, and claimed to have kicked all of the bad habits in one go:

 

“My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, ‘Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon.’

 

“I was depressed, doing drugs and had no life in me at all. Coming here has changed everything. We’re having a great time together along with all Josh’s family and friends and I just don’t want the holiday to end.

 

“Home is hell for me. I’ve escaped from it. There are drugs everywhere. I can’t do anything without everyone thinking I’m off my head on drugs, although half the time they were right, I WAS.

“But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs. I haven’t touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years.”

The one thing I don’t understand about this whole story is, did she go blind throughout her little trip to St. Lucia? Because they haven’t mentioned it so far, and yet, she talks about her spotty bosy and skinless bones like they are history, when clearly, she still looks like a bag lady in need for a sandwich.

Looking Rough and Feeling strange

Everyday is a mystery and god knows what

tomorrow holds. The incertainty of the next

morning may intimidate some, which is why

it’s an excellent news to know there’s a reassurance.

A routine which will never break.  Stronger than

the weather, the global warming and the Hulk -

English binge drinking and especially drunk Kerry

Cuntona making a full out of herself is one of them.

The News of The World “reports” that Kerry’s had a bit of a good time a few nights ago:

One onlooker said: “Kerry had a drink in her hand for most of the night and she was one of the last to leave.

“She and Mark took it in turns to go to the bar all evening. At one point I thought Mark was about to fall going up the stairs until Kerry just managed to grab him. Then she almost fell herself.”

 

This is all way too understandable. If I was to sleep with Mark Croft, booze would have been the least of my worries. We are talking full meth habits at least with this guy. Then again, no one has chained Kerry to stay with the guy. Then why are you, Kerry?

Now lets take time to cherish the best and worst dressed of today. and lets start with the bad news: Katie Holmes

Bless her small, robotic heart – Katie Holmes tries really hard but cannot gain any qualifications to dress anything but a bratz doll. She is increadingly worrying because she really, really loves trying to dress up like Posh Beckham. And there is a reason for why V is the only one who dresses up like herself – it’s bad.

Here is Katie above, sporting the exact same suit my boyfriend wore to his job interview in an accounting firm (he failed, by the way), and sporting that tom(my) boy haircut. She looks like Tom Cruise’s smaller brother. Also, this suit does nothing to her thighs, and lets just say it like this: there is a reason why every girl on earth applies for jobs which require casual clothes – SUITS ARE NOT FOR GIRLS.

Moving on.

Best dressed:

I think the headline sums it all up, doesn’t it?

Billie Piper, or Belle De Crapprogramme, for you, has been pregnant for the past 5 and a half years, so it makes sense that she finally popped. She gave birth to a healthy and wealthy baby boy, and named him Winston James Fox.

I know Winston is the name of the really shitty cigarettes, but try and ignore it for a second. At least it’s not Zuma or something else along these lines thay sounds like an African sex disease.

I have nothing to say but congrants. Billie is actually quite a cool girl. All the best and stuff. Especially the stuff bit.

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Taylor Momsen, AKA the annoying sister of that guy from Gossip Girl, AKA this American show that people watch just because they dress 15 year old girls on the set with V. Westwood outfits, AKA the woman responsible to the sex pistols brea…OK, I’ll stop now.

Anyways, Momsen is in an LA hospital for a throat infection. Definitely not anorexia or exhaustion or any of that stuff.

“her mom flew out to get her, and is flying back [to NYC] with Taylor this week. She’s in unbelievable spirits” despite the diagnosis.”

 

Whatever. When I have a cold no one tells me I’m in an unbelivable spirit, and I’m not even a rich little celebrity Madam with tons of money and friends and cocaine. I guess you have to be a special type of person to be like this. Say, not anorexic.

Since the news  about their divorce broke down, its been a well known and established fact that they haven’t had sex for 60 centuries. It makes sense about Madonna, because after burning 7 million calories a minute, who has the strength for some sexy time, but Guy? he had to get a bit too. So it’s all sorted now.

Ritchie is dating actress Kelly Reilly. Yeah, I know. She’s an actress like I am a PA to the stars. Well actually I am a PA, but, you know, whatever.

If you are lucky enough to not be working and sitting on your arse watching morning shows and not lucky enough because you’re, well, er, living in England, then you must have caught Kerry Katona sitting on her scrawny little and new ass, promoting her MTV Reality show: “Kerry and Mark – Madly annoying”. Sorry, In love. Sorry, just mad. Just mad would do.

Cuntona was obviously drunk and slurred her way to a promising career as an Indian customer service representative for HSBC, whilst ticking every possible box towards becoming the biggest mess of England, easily beating Jodie Marsh, Jordan and all the other Jerks.

For instance, when asked why did she down a bottle of champagne during her recent photo shoot for lads magazine Zoo, Cuntona replied:

“I’m on holiday in Spain, I’m allowed a drink aren’t I? Does that mean I’m an alcoholic?

Yes! You idiot, you have a history of addiction to cocaine, meth, heroin, alcohol, curry, breadsticks and baking powder! You’ve just declared yourself bankrupted and had a 15,000K lippo to get the fat sucked out of you, and the doctors warned you not to smoke – and you’re finishing fag boxes faster than Kate Moss on a waiting room for a botox treatment!

I’m telling you, Karma id a bitch. No. No. Kerry…Kerry! I said Karma, not Korma. Kerry it’s a…put the fork down! Put the fork down now, Kerry!

Ah, she’ll never listen. Where were we?